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Hetalia Writing Meme 9Choose 10 characters:
1) You wake up and open your eyes, immediately you see  before your eyes. What do you do?
France: *leaning over me a bit, smiling flirtatiously as always* Ah~ Bonjour, mon cher~ Did you sleep well?
Me: *not amused*.....Francis....What the FrUK are you doing in my room?
France: Honhonhon~ I 'eard you mumbling in your sleep, and decided to check it out. Some'zing about wanting your boyfriend to--
Me: *blushing hard, though thoroughly pissed off* You have 5 seconds to get out of here, before I frickin' murder yo
Morby infinito-Mira, Mordecai, compre esta nueva máquina del tiempo- dijo Rigby al entrar al cuarto con un nuevo aparato como el que se había destruido.
-Me dijeron que tenía un pequeño defecto, pero fue gratis, así que lo tome.
-Te amo Rigby
Mordecai y Rigby confesaron su amor el uno para el otro, se abrazaron y se dieron un beso de forma muy apasionada, pasaron el mejor momento de sus vidas.
-Desearía que esto volviera a repetirse- dijo Mordecai
-Tengo la solución- dijo Rigby
Rigby acciono su máquina del tiempo y regresó minutos atrás antes que Mordecai le confesara su amor.
-Mira, Mordecai, compre esta nueva máquina del
60 For 60: The Boscombe Valley MysteryWhen I first began sharing lodgings with Holmes, I thought he had no interest in literature. I soon discovered this was not the case.
He was so enthusiastic about George Meredith’s work that he accepted an invitation to a function Meredith was attending.
“A fascinating man,” Holmes told me later. “His friend Conan Doyle was most offhand with me though.”
Mystery Of You
Shimmer Women Athletes
Victoria McKenzie vs Kana
As the bell sounded for Victoria McKenzie and Kana as the two women paced around the ring, the lankier McKenzie scowled and rolled her neck several times before the two locked up, Victoria slid under Kana's arm and locked in a rear waist-lock with a smug grin on her face as the former Shimmer Champion went to lift the smaller joshi star up for amature wrestling takedown, only for Kana to latch her legs around Victoria's long legs, taking advantage Kana suddenly rolled forward forcing Victoria to let go of the hold.
As Kana smirked slightly to the 6ft Australian, the notriously hot-
Canis Lupus Familiaris on Homo SapiensHomo Sapien and I may never see eye to eye, in part because eye level for me is his knee high. He walks on two awkward legs, and covers them in fur which is not his own. His paws are long and wide, but so useless he feels the need to conceal them. I have tried to teach him the value of walking on four legs, but he does not understand. Always, he yells, "Off, dog!" and shoves me, and, tail low and eyes bulging, I leave him be. Homo Sapien and I do not agree; he believes two legs is best. I have tried to walk on two legs, but it was so unbalanced, so awkward, so comparatively slow and inefficient, that I needed to lean on him for support. Alas,
TonyXReader: Texting Before TraningI saw someone do something like this with Marvel before and see what it's like.I'm testing this out All rights belong to that person who started this.
8:19 am Monday May 16th 2013
Tony: Ok, So what I'm gonna be bored for 6hrs?
You: Hey do you want me not to join shield?
Tony: Um, no I like you here and you're the only one who can calm Royal pants down and the Jolly green giant. But I don't see why I can't get you home schooled.
You: ?_? Now you wanna keep me hidden to yourself?
Tony: That would be nice, Besides it's great here.
You: Hey I didn't know I was talking to Loki! And when were you capable to have a Girlfriend with out having one nighters?
Tony: -Sniffle- Well I'm sorry "Natasha"
You: Damn you beat me on that one.
You: Great now you're Thor.
Tony: I bet I can hammer you better than he can.
You: Tony... Still not sleeping with you.
A Welcome Letter From DeathHello Claude.
I hope this letter finds you well. In fact I'm certain it will. See, you've managed to escape my icy grip once again, Claude. And I'm not pleased about that. Not one iota. That's the third time you've cheated me this month.
But I digress.
I'm not writing this letter to chastise you, Claude. Not at all. In fact, if anything, I should be congratulating you. It's rare indeed that someone of your ..... shall we say "intellect" ..... one-ups the Grand Reaper himself. (And remember, not just once; not twice; but three ..... count 'em ..... THREE times!) That's one highly impressive feat.
But in all seriousness, Claude. How DO you do it? I've tried to figure it out. I've watched and rewatched the video feeds; I've played them forwards, I've played them backwards; I've sped them up, I've slowed them down; I've run through them frame-by-oafish-frame and I just. Can't. Figure it out!
Now, the first time? I can understand that. I mean it happens all the time. Guy goes out with his f
hetalia and ninjago crossover thingylioyd: I BROKE THE TIME TRAVELOR THING-Y!
*ninjas goes back to hetalia*
---world war 1---
*ninjas appear behind bush*
*germany comes and tomato box appears*
germany:AFTER THAT STUPID TITANIC THINGY COMES WW1!
lioyd:he's green,dark-green to me.
italy(in tomato box)lease don't open!
jay: he's worse than sensei wu!
italy:*pops out of the tomato box*don't hurt me!
germany: u pretend to be nice? are you the desent of roman empire?
italy:IM HIS GRANDSON!
kai:let's go wherever they go.
all 4 ninjask!
---more coming soon---
An Altercation Of Different GenerationsFriday Night Smackdown
Renee Young smiled brightly as the WWE Universe who were attending the Smackdown event were going to get a segment that four young talents had been pushing for as Renee said
"Please welcome my guest at this time. Damien Sandow" the Smackdown fans booed as 'The Intellectual Saviour' stepped into frame with his traditional patronising smug grin, dressed in his signature robe, the bearded man began to speak
"Thank you Renee, you can depart now" says Sandow shooing the blonde interviewer away as he started to speak
"Now I would like too-" Sandow was cut off by someone playing a guitar off screen, causing Sandow
Leave A MessageSherlock was galloping through his deductions when Lestrade’s phone rang.
“Hold on,” said Lestrade, and then paused. “That’s odd.”
He showed the display to John.
“Number withheld: please pass phone to Sherlock Holmes,” John read out.
“Don’t answer it,” shouted Sherlock.
John stared at him. “Is this something to do with Mycroft?”
Sherlock turned abruptly and strode away.
At the lab they bumped into Molly. Almost immediately her mobile rang.
“Um..?” she said gazing at the screen.
“Message for Sherlock Holmes?” asked John.
Butter and ButterfliesThe 5-year-old child just woke up. His parents were sleeping and he was bored. He just had an idea to what to do today. He opened the fridge and got butter. He went to the yard and threw the butter with all his strenght.The butter flied until crashing into a wall. Then the child said: “What a weird thing, it didn’t became a butterfly”.
MY OCS CONSPIRACY THEORY PART THREECOPYRIGHTED!
"MY OCs CONSPIRACY THEORY- PART THREE"
(WARNING: MORE STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Every single thing I RP'ed was actually to make it into the series. So why didn't these following RPs make it?
MISSING RP ENIGMA...
1. "I Love Rocky Road"- VAL sits around on the couch and eats ice-cream all day. Sickness and MIMI attempt to get her off of the couch.
2. (no title)- Calera (from "Chibi Vampire") and VAL team up and batter ZARA to death with flaming hot slippers.
3. (no title; may or may have not been apart of "VAL and that Hideous New Girl")- VAL goes to the school prom with SKOODGE; Sickness and MIMI hide and whisper to VAL
Is that a bite mark? “In here.” Holly pulled her friend into an alley with a crude wooden fence across the opening. “Give me a hand with this.” She grabbed one side of the dumpster. Victoria grabbed the other. Together they wrestled it over to the fence at the mouth of the alleyway.
If they were lucky, that would hold against the pack of deadheads following them. She wished it was heavier. Maybe she could weigh it down with the loose bags of trash lying around. Holly started to ask for help again, but she stopped when she saw the way Victoria was cradling her arm.
“Hey, you don’t look so good.”
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